That’s right, bitches (I only call you bitches because I don’t know your names individually), Ask Bark is BACK! I have a gazillion emails sitting in my box, and I have this nifty website that I can use to answer them, so why not? Plus, since this site is not designed to generate anything resembling…
Oh, that crazy Donald Trump. He’s at it again with more racist policies. This time, he’s signing an executive order to double the minimum salary for H-1B workers to $130,000, making it impossible for those poor Indians to come over to America and take all the tech jobs. Facebook is enraged. Every public post on…
These are interesting, unprecedented times, to be sure. After all, who could have guessed that someday we’d have a president who would put a temporary travel ban on Middle Easterners? Well, I mean other than that time that Obama did it. This president specifically put a ban on seven Muslim countries—unthinkable. Hold on, I forgot…
In recent days, there’s been much discussion among my fans/haters (who are really just fans under a different name) comparing my dear brother and me. Frankly, this is a stupid comparison, and it wouldn’t exist if we didn’t share both a name and a blog. We have had remarkably different lives, separated by six years,…
Let me start by saying this: To anybody who’s ever read a single word I’ve written, thank you. Even if you think I’m an idiot, a fool, and “a mere shadow of my brother,” I’ll still say thank you. Over the last five years, I’ve written nearly half a million words that have found their…
WordPress isn’t working well right now. Assume a really cool photo here-Bark As 2016 draws to close, I’m entertaining a guest who always seems to visit me around this time of year—bronchitis. I felt it coming on at the end of the day yesterday, hacked all night to the point where I pulled the muscles…
“Does life ever feel too luxurious for you?” A long-time friend of mine texted me those words tonight. It’s not hard to see why. After all, I’ve basically been assaulting the social media feeds of my friends with what seems like the most luxurious life a quote-unquote normal person could lead. A weekend behind…
Some of you might have read my post yesterday on TTAC. I don’t have anything else to say about the gentleman (I don’t want to help his SEO presence any more than I already have) in question or his “work,” as I believe that it speaks for itself. However, I feel that there’s a gap…
Starting tomorrow, your friend, Bark M., is the official Facebook Live ambassador for American Endurance Racing. (Full disclosure: yes, they’re paying me to do this.) Set your alarms to stun for 3:00 PM Eastern tomorrow as I broadcast live from the AER Facebook page. I’ll be giving you the scoop on America’s best amateur racing…
Whew. I’m beat. I have spent the last two days taking the kids to soccer camp at various times of day, as well as piano lessons, and I have a confession to make. I don’t know how stay-at-home moms, or, God forbid, working moms, do it.
