Here we go, the 1986 GM E-bodies. So frequently mocked by folks on the Wet Coast and driving little bitty high-mileage Scions full of Ramen noodles…oops, was that too direct towards a certain bilious person who shall not be named? *Dr. Evil cackling* But I digress, let’s get this show on the road. Let’s take…

When I bought my brand-new, shiny, bluer-than-blue 2016 Ford Focus RS in October of that same year, I had never owned any car for longer than three and a half years. Fiesta ST? Returned after a 24 month lease. Boss 302? Barely made a third birthday. The record holder was actually a 2001 Hyundai Santa…