This is definitely one of the more surreal things that’s happened to me over the past few years.
There’s been a lot of cleaning and rewiring and shuffling going on lately at the house. The basement is totally revamped, the dead light switches are all fixed, the Magnepans I bought eight months ago are finally in place (which means I have some Paradigm Monitor 7.3s for sale, cheap) the garage has been mostly cleaned out, and so on. I have a punch-out list for the house that has about fifteen items on it, and six of those are in the process of being addressed.
At some point, the above “Hard Rock Casino Las Vegas” bag was discovered. It contained a complete outfit including a size 36DD bra, unwashed and crumpled. For a variety of reasons, I figured the bag and the clothes belonged to the Dark Star herself, Drama McHourglass, but apparently that’s not the case. I believe the bag is from a trip I made in 2011, if that helps.
It’s worth noting that this stuff doesn’t necessarily belong to some victim of my reptilian charm — it might be someone’s friend, or wife, or whatever, who just happened to leave their stuff at the house. And yeah, I could just throw it out or give it to Goodwill, but I’m betting that someone out there misses their petite-sized cupcake panties.
Post below if they’re yours or you think you know to whom they belong, and I’ll contact you. And, as always, thanks for reading.