I am sooooo not a fan of Top Ten lists and slideshows. I consider them the cancer of the Internet: click-bait with no redeeming value. Just for the hell of it, however, I’ve come up with one, and I hope it’s slightly more interesting than the usual “21 Things About Sex You Won’t Believe” Buzzfeed list. Check it out: Five Race Cars For Less Than The Price Of A Penguin. And be gentle, okay?