Like any modern businessman, I’m continually looking for ways to cut costs in my operations. After examining the Wednesday Night Video that Patrick and I do, I’ve realized that Patrick’s food and liquor consumption at my house is a major cost that could be reduced significantly by firing Patrick and replacing him with someone who doesn’t eat as much.
With that in mind, welcome the new Patrick. His name is John. And for his debut video, he wanted to sing one of his favorite songs: “Think About It” by Bret and Jemaine.
This is the original song for comparison. I’m happy to report that John and I got this done in a single take. So now we’re free to go to lunch, which should be much cheaper than lunch with Patrick (or, for that matter, lunch with the infamous Uncle Rodney).