You know what’s super scary? When Jomashop suggests that you buy a blue-handed white-face Omega Speedmaster Broad Arrow… and you already own a blue-handed white-face Omega Speedmaster Broad Arrow. And they suggest a TAG Formula One, which you owned during most of the Nineties before the Franklin County Jail “lost” it. But just when you think they know everything about you, they go and suggest a million-dollars Audemars Piguet. Idiots. Everybody knows that I prefer the Patek Nautilus and the IWC Ingenieur and, just possibly, the Vacheron Overseas.
Let’s once again steal an idea from C.G. Hill at Dustbury.com and see what search-engine terms are bringing people to this site.
“seiko watch military mhd 02 customized price malaysia”: Alas, I had a temper tantrum somewhere in Texas (or was it California, or was it New Jersey?) and threw my “Fifty-Five Fathoms” customized Malaysian Seiko 5 out of the window at speed. If you find it, keep it.
“aria guitars on ebay”: I’d prefer you didn’t bid them up.
“steven lang cars”: I’ll take “Somebody you can’t trust and the primary thing you shouldn’t buy from them” for $200, Alec.
“turn up the eagles the neighbours are listening”: They stabbed it with their Steely knives / but they just can’t kill the beast!
“girl fucking so hard in river side pic”: Sorry, we only have photos of the Allman Brothers, naked.
“name of album of allman brothers naked”: When you realize what it is, you’ll freak out.
“bbw spock pix”: They’re out there.
“hoffman aja best cd”: Apparently, it’s not the MoFi.
“jack baruth black flag”: It’s time to raise it and start slitting throats, like H.L. said.
“how good is 996tt”: Better than the other 996es.
“white knight orbiter beta”: Check Stef Schrader’s Facebook page.
“early eighties photos of amature nude redhead”: Would you settle for late Nineties photos of a semi-professional nude redhead? I have those.
“forever incel”: Check Stef Schrader’s Facebook page.
“rodney harrison hates 8th place trophies”: Who doesn’t?
“give me the steps on how to sow cloth and their materials that each types of cloth will consume like native wears,suit,round neck polo uniforms , and with those one i don’t mention”: No.
“honda cb 1100 famous owners”: Well, there’s me, and there’s…
“hope solo selfie”: Don’t, brother. Just don’t.
That’s all for today, folks!