Finally at the end of a long and busy weekend with the clone. Last night, at about three in the morning, I was frightened awake by a sodden thump from the bedroom next to mine. I went in and sure, enough, John was asleep on the floor, with his head on a folded blanket. Apparently he fell out of bed while wrapped in a blanket and it didn’t even wake him up. I let him sleep on the floor for the rest of the night, but it made me glad that his bed is relatively low.
I should also admit for the record that I checked in on him a few times afterwards, on the odd chance that a fall so minor as to not wake him was sufficiently major enough to cause him delayed death or something. Then, in order to punish him for scaring me, I made him go to the Ducati dealer and watch me ride a Diavel. I’ve sworn a blood oath to buy no more new motorcycles in 2015, which is almost over. 2016 will have to look after itself. I have to say that this is a very quick bike. So quick that I didn’t open the throttle all the way in first gear. Much stronger acceleration than a Huracan or a 650S or a Z06 or any of those cars.
Alright. Let’s try an idea stolen unashamedly from Mr. Hill at Dustbury.com: search terms of the past 30 days, chosen at random, with my responses.
“jack baruth”: As Snoop once said, he is I and I am him. This is, perhaps obviously, the most common search string.
“should I install facebook messenger”: Probably not. You might want to quit Facebook while you’re at it. Doing so improved my life measurably.
“incel suicide”: It happens. More often than anyone would care to admit.
“jack baruth accident”: Jesus, which one?
“jack baruth january 2014 crash”: Was miserable.
“magnus walker crash”: Not nearly as severe as any jack baruth accident.
“does heritage guitars sell to the public”: The factory does not. You’ll need to choose a dealer.
“allman brothers naked”: You’ve come to the right place!
“sekou bunch carvin”: They’ve parted ways. I’ve parted ways with Carvin as well, unfortunately. The way my last order came out ruined my enthusiasm.
“why is my nissan hardbody3.0 stil smoking after i fixed theturbo” Thats a good question. A better one: how’d the turbo get there in the first place?
“does edward snowden have aspergers”: Almost certainly.
“messenger sending nude photos safe”: No, email them to me instead.
“is jack baruth bark m.?”: No. I’m Bark M’s big brother.
“ta nehisi coates idiot”“: I don’t think he’s an idiot. I think he’s managed to make a lot of money feeling sorry for himself in public.
“mark ledford death”“: Was tragic.
“alison krauss naked”: If pictures exist, I hope they’re post-weight-loss.
“dirt bike without embarrassing”: I CANNOT HELP YOU THERE. *rubs leg*
“jack baruth black flag”: Never performed together.
“why did carvin stop making the sb5000”: I think somebody got greedy, and based on my time with Sekou Bunch, I doubt it was him.
“steven lang cars”: I wouldn’t buy a car from Steve Lang. Or anything else.
“what should i get myself for my birthday”: A Ducati Diavel.