The picture just above these words was taken almost three years ago. It’s amazing how time flies. Regardless of that, you’ll see that my blonde-haired, blue-eyed daughter was incredibly excited to dress up as Mulan for Halloween. At the time, I thought that was a pretty cool choice. You see, Frozen had come out just a…
The rumors are true—while cleaning out my bonus room I found my saxophone hidden under a pile of children’s toys. Figured I might as well use it. As a result, I’m playing with the Jeff Jensen Band this weekend at the Slippery Noodle on Friday and Saturday nights. We hit at 9:00 PM and go…
The Hyundai Genesis is a car that was designed specifically to defeat the attitude of men like me. Men who used to use “Hyundai” as the punchline in anti-car jokes. “ Fuck you. That’s my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT’S my…
In the latest edition of “Things That Should Absolutely Not Be News,” Colin Kaepernick, the former starting quarterback of the San Francisco 49ers, has decided not to stand for the national anthem. This is only news because Kaepernick has about two more weeks before he’ll be sitting on his couch for the playing of the…
“Does life ever feel too luxurious for you?” A long-time friend of mine texted me those words tonight. It’s not hard to see why. After all, I’ve basically been assaulting the social media feeds of my friends with what seems like the most luxurious life a quote-unquote normal person could lead. A weekend behind…
(You know this man, so welcome BigTrucks to Riverside Green for a guest post. His outspoken personality has been a little too hot for TTAC lately, but he’s still cool with us! — JB) If you’d asked me if I’d ever be a “Chrysler” or “Dodge” buyer back in 2002, I’d have flat out told…
Some of you might have read my post yesterday on TTAC. I don’t have anything else to say about the gentleman (I don’t want to help his SEO presence any more than I already have) in question or his “work,” as I believe that it speaks for itself. However, I feel that there’s a gap…
Please welcome TTAC writer and my racing teammate, W. Christian “Mental” Ward, to Riverside Green. He has a story to tell you — JB I have always been a two-wheel enthusiast. I get it genetically. My Dad rode, heck, even my mother rode. My brother used to ride. I just enjoy motorcycles. I have almost…
Starting tomorrow, your friend, Bark M., is the official Facebook Live ambassador for American Endurance Racing. (Full disclosure: yes, they’re paying me to do this.) Set your alarms to stun for 3:00 PM Eastern tomorrow as I broadcast live from the AER Facebook page. I’ll be giving you the scoop on America’s best amateur racing…
Whew. I’m beat. I have spent the last two days taking the kids to soccer camp at various times of day, as well as piano lessons, and I have a confession to make. I don’t know how stay-at-home moms, or, God forbid, working moms, do it.
