As I type this, I have multiple sales roles available with guaranteed competitive base salaries, full benefits, 401k matching, and a career path with a 160-year-old established company, and I haven’t found anybody worth hiring. And trust me, I’m not being picky.
If you can walk and chew gum, and have sold something before, send me a resume to barkm302@gmail.com. We have openings in Miami, Kansas City, Charlotte, Sacramento, and Fort Worth. If you are looking for a gig in any of those cities, I’ll put you in touch with the local hiring manager. And you’ll get to meet me! How exciting for everybody involved.
I eagerly await DeadWeight’s response. I expect it will say “MAGA” a lot.