I dimly remember promising you, the reader, a completed e-book some time around right now.
That’s not going to happen. There are two primary reasons I haven’t released the book on time:
* I’ve assembled 117,000 words of previously published material that I want to revise, update, and retouch, which is proving to take much longer than I’d thought.
* I’ve been short on time for the new content.
I have a new job that is taking up more time than I’d like it to and I am trying to spend at least a small amount of time parenting. So I’m moving the date back to “some time in 2015”. You’ll be the first to hear about it when it’s ready.
At least I have a cover design. Kind of. I promise that it won’t be any worse than the e-book covers you’ll find in Kindle Cover Disasters. Probably. At least it won’t be any worse than the cover for Now that I’m A Ghost, I’m GAY! Or this one:

Holy crap, that first cover is lousy with images. A speedboat! Waterfalls! ROAR! Annoying little brothers! Watch out for the bird!
Heh
If only the bear were shooting LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYEBALLS. Only way to make it better.
Those alien invaders aren’t that bad looking. I’d volunteer to make some interspecies offspring with that.
ALIEN INVASION 3: THE PUMP AND DUMP
Sorry lads, I had to look it up to know what it means:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pump+and+dump&defid=4367660