You want a great pair of shoes? Today’s the day. Click this link to get to Joe’s New Balance. (I don’t get anything, but you have to use their email promo.) Choose Made In Usa. Choose basic black 993. It’s $99.95. After your 20% off, it’s $79.95.
If you’ve ever wanted to own a set of the best all-purpose casual shoes out there, now’s the day. For another ten bucks or so, you can get some of the color combinations, if you like, but this all-black 993 is new to the site and I think it’s pretty neat!
Happy shopping, everybody!
But, but, racist, misogynist, sexist, deplorable trump supporting company.
Maybe I’ll order 2 pair.
DDM, this article should help you regain your balance after seeing a New Balance show.
http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/11/male-privilege-gender-neutral-bathrooms/
Nick D,
I need a SJW to redneck translation for anything mentioned in that article. 2 paragraphs in and I was mystified on what the hell he (her?) was talking about.
I buy New Balance for running on the treadmill. I wear Sketchers for just about everything else.
I went shopping around 11. The stores were mostly empty - and I’m sure many people preffered to shop online.
I got a second snowblower ($399) from Sears.
A 60″ 4K TV to replace my old 50″ 1080p model.
A 32″ TV for my garage.
A Tool chest from Sears for the garage.
A PS3 so I could play Gradius V and old games from TG16 and PS2.
Grandpa called, he wants his shoes back.
Athletic shoes are to be worn when being, well, athletic. Wingtip oxfords with a rubber sole are “casual shoes”.
Chucks or Vans with a pair of jeans or khakis works, but otherwise you look like a doofus.
Closed lacing with a rubber sole? What is this, Hoboken in 1957?
hideous looking shoe. what would you pair it with?
A “Big Dog” shirt, leather fanny pack, shorts and compression socks.
On second thought, I think that’s better paired with the Velcro model…
Dad jeans.
Are you diabetic or on your way to referee a high school basketball game? If not, you can find a better looking alternative.
Even the font choice for “993” makes me think of a guy going 30 in 4th gear in his saturn sl2
Ridiculous, all of you. The NB993 has the best demographics of any shoe IN THE WORLD, as Clarkson would say.
Jack is spot on - I have 2 pairs of 993’s - they are the most comfortable, supportive, and highest quality athletic shoe I have ever worn. They pair perfectly with jeans.
Fun fact 1: Some people think they’re “Dad Shoes”, and I don’t care. Need proof? See 1:12 of the Jimmy Fallon Dad Rap, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIvGijiMMcQ “My New Balance are gray, I might casually say”
Fun fact 2: The gray 993 (and the previous 99x series shoes) was the only shoe Steve Jobs wore from the ’90s onward. Per Wikipedia - “New Balance owner Jim Davies has claimed that the original design concept actually came in a letter from Steve Jobs”…”because he was tired of wearing plain leather shoes and he wanted something “more sporty and hip”. He included a rough sketch of what he envisioned for the shoe and this formed the base that designers built the series from.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Balance_99X_Series