In what should become a really awesome regular feature on this here blog, I am taking a question from a reader. Here it is: Dear Bark, Long time reader, first time writer here. I‘m looking to go spend the weekend with some friends of mine somewhere fun. We are all about your age (mid-30’s) and…
Of all the buzzwords that have been embraced by the Liberal ThoughtCrime Police, “Hate” has to be my least favorite. Anybody that has an opposing opinion is now guilty of spreading Hate. Remember this guy? [yframe url=’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEjuno6Ujrc’] He really thought that the country would get behind his berating (and then, awkward flirtation) of a…
This past weekend, the Brothers Baruth ended up at Full Throttle Indoor Karting in Cincinnati, Ohio. I’d like to say that I dominated everybody on the way to victory, but…oh wait, that actually did happen, so I can say it. In the above picture, you can see my #11 kart taking the proper line through…
I am not a lawyer, much to the chagrin of my dear grandmother. However, I come before you today to make an argument that should be so plain, so obvious, and so transparent to even the most tone deaf of music appreciators that I shouldn’t even have to make it. But, for some reason, my client…
In his article, “A Message To All My Childless Readers,” my dear brother says the following: “It’s possible that having a daughter is wonderful. It’s also possible that owning a Harley-Davidson Road Glide is wonderful. But I don’t know, because I don’t have either. So I won’t say. “ I will. Having a daughter is wonderful.
NO VIDEO TOO MANY WORDS Eff you, Greg Barker. In response to what I believe to be the best car review in a magazine so far this year, that being my brother’s tour de force in Road and Track about the Huracan, you sound like effing Emperor Joseph II complaining about Mozart. Eff you and your…
Well, that escalated quickly. Tiger Woods—you remember him, he used to be the best golfer in the universe—shot a combined sixteen-over par in the first two rounds of the U.S. Open on Thursday and Friday. It was his worst 36-hole score in his professional career. He missed the cut by roughly…a billion shots. And do…
It’s nothing short of vile or disgusting how gleefully the Left has jumped on this Charleston tragedy as an opportunity to advance their agenda. It’s also nothing short of vile or disgusting how the Right has responded to the death of nine people by rabidly and blindly shouting “2ND AMENDMENT” at the top of their…
It’s official: LeBron James is a four-time NBA Finals loser. In all honesty, I couldn’t care less—my opinions about rooting for professional sports teams are pretty well-documented. But James, himself, is compelling in many ways. One of them happens to be the consistent comparison of James to one Michael Jeffrey Jordan. The comparisons are inevitable, of course….
On June 13th, 2012, I was featured as a guest writer at The Truth About Cars for the first time, writing about my Boss 302 purchase experience. The Boss remains a fixture in my life and my garage, but nearly everything else around it has changed.
