“But what would have been the good?” Aslan said nothing. “You mean,” said Lucy rather faintly, “that it would have turned out all right – somehow? But how? Please, Aslan! Am I not to know?” “To know what would have happened, child?” said Aslan. “No. Nobody is ever told that.” “Oh dear,” said Lucy. “But…

Well, it only took me a week, but I’ve recovered enough from my trip to the New York International Auto Show to write about it. There were so many dinners, galas, preveals, private events, blah blah blah that I can barely remember them all. Here are my impressions of the show in my best BuzzFeed…

Want to prove that you know more about sports than I do? Then go here. Search for “Riverside Green.” Create your own bracket and see if you can beat Bark at sports prognostications. Fair warning—I did this on my own blog last year, and I came out victorious. Just saying. You only have until the…

   Short and sweet: Panthers 45, Broncos 10 Unfortunately, I don’t see any way that this ends well for Peyton Manning. Demaryius Thomas has disappeared this postseason, and Manning simply cannot throw the ball downfield. This will allow the Panthers to set their linebackers loose on the run game, rendering Ronnie Hillman and C.J. Anderson…

I just typed out about 600 words in response to the reaction today’s Ask Bark received from the B&B. And then I deleted it. Whew, I feel much better now. Enjoy your Thursday evening, everybody!

Here’s my virtual Christmas card to all readers of Riverside Green. As you can see, I opted out of being in this year’s picture, and I think we’re all better off for it. I apologize for my absence from this blog as of late, although some of you may have considered that my gift to you….

Long, long ago, in what certainly seems like a galaxy far, far away, I knew a young woman named Jessica. We went to high school together for a couple of years, and our paths crossed more than a handful of times. Jessica was, if I remember correctly, the Field Commander for the Dublin Coffman Marching…

I know that, as a white, middle-class, physically fit male, I am not allowed to have an opinion on anything. The reason I know this is because I’ve been told time and time again by the narrative that is relentlessly pushed by the media that only members of protected classes are allowed to speak on…

I truly envy people who get excited about traveling. When I see somebody post something on social media like, “OMG, I’m leaving for San Francisco in two days and I HAVEN’T EVEN PACKED!” it makes me want to reply something like, “I’m leaving for Paris in the morning, and I’ll be packing approximately an hour…

I’m tired of seeing people who have no clue how to dress for business. I don’t give a hoot that you’re a “creative” person, or that you feel “more comfortable” in jeans. I don’t think that you’re hip or trendy because you’re wearing square-toed shoes—I just think that you shop at Kohl’s. I’m not impressed…